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Rejoinder to the Rejoinder

In Rant on 24 October, 2008 at 2:03 am

While we wait for the photographic evidence..

First, off, anybody who writes for a blog that endorses and justifies violence, (just take a look at some of the comments in that post, complete with smiley-faces) deserves to be called a twit. 

When that person then goes on to claim that a road with 5 traffic lights is equivalent to a road with 2 traffic lights and a flyover, gear-ratios and sex ratios be damned, I can think of no other word than twit.  

And then, when , it is obvious to anybody who spends 5 minutes on the BRT to see the blatant violations going on all around you (photographs provided for proof which the blind man refuses to see), while you are stuck in a river of vehicles, the word twit seems to provide precision in name-calling.

For the first two critiques, I would like to state that I have driven both a car and a motorcycle on Delhi’s roads. I haven’t driven a bus though – and I suspect neither has my critic.  As for the unearned wealth – after all how else could I afford to drive both car and a motorcycle (though not both simultaneously of course)? So yes, I am a fabulously wealthy member of Delhi’s middle class with a palatial house, three cars, a motorcycle and two purebred hounds that I use when I go out on shikar in my village up in the North.

Correct, I have not driven a bus. I am assuming the second half of this para is sarcasm….

Read carefully dear reader, as this is about as deep as his analysis is likely to go.  The lack of “general road sense” is something that is independent of the BRT.  In fact, it is a good reason why we should have it.  The BRT forces buses and cycles into opposite – physically demarcated – lanes; thus reducing the major cause for fatalities on the road.

Is the aim of the BRT to provide us with a good public transport system, or as an exercise in road safety?

Thus we realise that assholes with no road sense are safer in a system that offers them less flexibility to express the full potential of their latent flaws (the same unfortunately cannot be said for blogs).

Of course they’re safer. They can’t move more than 1 cm per hour during rush hour.

If his case is that people will not follow any rules ever – then no system will work. So we should just level all the unoccupied space in Delhi and let people drive around as they please on a vast tabula rasa.

This is not, and never has been, my case. But anybody with half a brain knows that in a city like Delhi, if you want to implement something like this, you need an army of policemen and traffic wardens, and there should be a blitz of information and education given to people on how this system is supposed to work. Not just for one day. Not just for 1 month. Not just for 1 year. Those policemen, traffic wardens, the whole apparatus, it needs to be going full-time for a long,long time, to make something like this work. But as usual, there is no enforcement. The cycles, and non-motorised traffic is using car lanes. When the car lanes get absolutely choked, tons of vehicles hop into the bus lane, for which they are NOT fined, or even caught.

 I don’t see how the generally poor quality of enforcement becomes a specific problem of the BRT. Like I said, if enforcement is poor, it is poor for all systems. This my friend is called an externality.

Apart from this person not knowing the meaning of the word ‘externality’, this has got to be the dumbest statement I have heard in a long time. The reason poor enforcement becomes a specific problem for the BRT (still unable to believe I have to spell this out for you), is because it is more dependent on discipline, and people doing what they are told than the non-BRT situation. If cyclists use the car lane, and cars use the bus lane, and the buses start using the safdarjung aerodrome runway, attempting to fly, the BRT is a complete failure (but maybe the buses will start to fly, so not a complete failure).

Bicycles are not spilling out onto the main road, so the whole idea isn’t a failure. Ibid my point on using the lack of enforcement as a flaw of the BRTS, rather than a flaw of the enforcement agencies.

Right. Bicycles are not spilling out onto the main road. He’s said it. So it must be true. (Please ignore all photographic evidence. It has been faked, apparently). And as stated above, and what shall be restated now, lack of enforcement is not a ‘flaw of the BRT’, it is a flaw which ensures that the BRT will basically be a failure, and ensure misery for all, except for the VIP cars who will get use it whenever they feel like. And our friend thinks this means that there won’t be any more roadblocks and whatnot as the VIP cars will be in dedicated lane. Again, if you’ve actually driven in Delhi, you know the police disable traffic lights, and stop all traffic to let the VIPs through. This throws the whole system out of whack. Giving them a dedicated lane doesn’t change anything.  Why should VIPs get special consideration at all is the question that should be asked. Why should they be called VIPs in the first place? Again, these are the ‘hard’ questions. The one that involves changes in the system, which may take upto 100 years, and lots of ‘angry young men’ (and women of course). But our author doesn’t want to deal with those, of course.

Yes there is guidance. Perhaps you have seen black and white strips painted on the road near traffic lights?  These designs are not, as you might think, an expression of abstract art. These are called Zebra Crossings.  This does not mean that they are designed specifically for moving Zebras from one side of the road to the other, you can use them as well.  The “Zebra” refers to the black and white pattern – which is similar to the pattern found on Zebras. A Zebra is a large horse-like animal with the aforementioned stripes.
The BRT also has pedestrian traffic signals. If you travel along it – you will find at least one dedicated pedestrian signal (apart from integrated pedestrian signals) and traffic marshals to help you cross the road.  Hmm…. I am beginning to see a pattern here: it  appears that our critic has never been a pedestrian.

Above we came across the dumbest statement I’ve ever heard. Let me revise that. Hmm, ok, let’s see. We painted white stripes on a road. Now everyone will cross only on those white strips. Just like the vehicles stay between the other white stripes – the ones demarcating lanes. And just like people actually stop when they see that red colour in that thing by the side of the road. Ah what lovely ‘guidance’.

As for the poor traffic marshals – do they have any power of enforcement? Can they fine someone? Issue a ticket? No? Well, they are, then, in effect, impotent wizards, waving their red wands in thin air, but producing no magic.

Who told him there is no fine for doing so? Of course there is. Perhaps our critic is one of those who drives noisy cars with tinted windows and  zooms off without paying fines.

Again, the question that should be asked is: Has anyone told anyone there is a fine for breaking the segregation (i.e. cars using the bus lane) ? Once upon a time, there used be signs under red lights, telling people they would be fined for crossing the red lights. Is there even ONE such sign anywhere on the BRT stretch? How about a traffic policeman who is ticketing people with this so-called fine? I still do not think there is a fine for breaking the lane. I have yet to see any public information on this.

Apparently, the fact that close to two thirds of the commuters along that stretch travel by bus – and do so in relative comfort and safety, is of no interest to him.  He assumes that a majority travels by car – and so a majority is affected.

For starters, I dispute the statistic that the number is 2/3. But even if it is 2/3, that is not the point. ‘They get to travel in relative comfort and safety’. They could do this even without the BRT – that just requires new buses, and possibly just a cycle / non-motorised transport lane.

There is however a problem there as well, since the number of cars is not constant. As we know, Delhi adds a 1000 cars a day to its roads. Therefore to compare before and after stats might be misleading.  However comparing two parallel roads – i.e. August Kranti and BRT – offers us a useful side-by-side comparison, which is what I have done.

IF the number of cars added is true, which I seriously doubt, then it should be extremely simple to account for the car growth when studying a before and after scenario. But to compare to ‘parallel’ roads the way this guy has done is not befitting somebody who is paanchvi pass. Despite that, I would actually say that the average speed on the BRT these days is MUCH, MUCH faster than August Kranti Marg. But the other thing is…IT ALWAYS WAS, even pre-BRT. And now, because most people have abandoned the BRT for other, possibly longer, routes, the road is still empty – at certain, off-peak times.

Finally he accuses me of not acknowledging that green cover in Delhi has increased. I’m sorry, but the point I’m making is that trees improve the quality of the air and roads detract from it. What is amazing is that after nagging on about how cars need more space, he accuses me of being anti-environment. The point about trees being cut for the BRT should be seen in the context of the trees cut to make flyovers to help car drivers drive longer and more unsustainable distances at clearly unsustainable speeds.  If I erred in not pointing out the trees lost to the BRT, he errs in not pointing out those lost to the flyovers.

Ah, but I don’t err in this case. The majority of flyovers in this city are constructed over intersections. There aren’t many trees near road intersections. Not many trees were felled to make way for the flyovers. If we have the BRT go the whole hog in Delhi has Sheila dearest wants, then that will mean a lot of trees along central verges and roadsides will be cut.

Finally, this whole idea was always doomed to failure, because it does not solve the real problem. The real problem is that the people who are sitting in those cars, should not be sitting in them. They should be sitting in buses (and, thank the Lord, the Metro, when it finally makes it to these parts). That is precisely why this post is about me, me, me. Delhi doesn’t need a fancy-shmancy bus system.

  • It just needs buses which stop at bus stops,
  • Buses with low floors and air-conditioning.
  • Buses that will use contactless smart cards
  • Buses that aren’t over-crowded

As a despicable, middle-class taxpayer, I have a right to object to any stupid idea the government attempts to foist on me, as it will affect me directly. So when I see that money being wasted on destroying what was a perfectly good road for a half-baked system that currently takes the bus from nowhere to nowhere <- Nowhere to nowhere in MY narrow universe, I will object. But it’s not just me, it’s my whole ‘class’ apparently that is this misguided. Again – The aim of any public transport exercise should be to get people OUT of their cars. We shouldn’t have to shudder or tremble at the thought of having to get onto a bus, or groan about the next 60 minutes of our life wasted trying to find an auto rickshaw. Of course, our communist friends believe we should all be ‘equal’ and endure the same ‘hardship’ that the ‘masses’ are forced to go through. Clean, comfy seats, air-conditioning, and buses actually stopping at bus-stops are for wimps. I am glad that the guy who went ahead invented the cellphone didn’t subscribe that attitude. I wonder how the ‘masses’ feel about that particular invention….

All the government had to do, was scrap the blueline system, and issue 2/3/4 licenses to provide bus services in Delhi, like they did for cellphones (and which they are in the process of doing as the blueline permits expire. I think). The rest would, for the most part take care of itself. With a little nudging, of course. That, and find a solution to the autorickshaw problem. If that means handing all autos over to a unified entity, then so be it. If it means just proper enforcing, then do it. But no. They would rather just do a ‘drive’ which is the equivalent of the annual trip the chowkidaar makes to your doorstep, asking for money.

Of course, with the Metro coming to South Delhi, this discussion will become academic. To a great extent, the BRT and buses augment the Metro, not compete with it (which, of course, is the govt’s aim for C’wealth Games, and also why there is finally a unified solution for transport in the form of DIMTS).

But again, simply transplanting Bogota to New Delhi was never going to work.

More pictures on pedestrians, and lane-segregation-breakers coming.

 

More on the way..

In Rant on 23 October, 2008 at 8:33 pm

Since some people seem impatient…

 

'Segregated' Traffic

 

Yep, Lane Segregation

Yep, Lane Segregation

These are just 2 pictures I caught on my way to work at 8.30 am in the morning. There are more on the way…..Yep, everybody keeps to their lane, and it’s enforced. I followed these chaps all the way from one traffic light to the next main crossing…

We will be back shortly

In Rant on 15 October, 2008 at 8:53 am

Phoenix is out taking photographs, as part of a rejoinder to the previous post…..

This is what all the fuss is about (you twit)

In Delhi, Rant on 14 October, 2008 at 11:20 am

I came across this article, at a particulary despicable site

Much has been written about the awful BRT (Bus Rapid Transit) project that the Delhi Government has foisted on a poor, impotent public. And now I add to that mass of words (with a fisking, of course).

The author of the offending article is obviously somebody who has never ever driven on the streets of Delhi. I’m going to assume this person is somebody who has a lot of unearned wealth, feels guilty about it, and therefore decides to turn into a Communist Fanatic. Or not. What can definitely be said is that the man has blindfolds on 24/7.

Anyway, (*rolls up sleeves*) let’s get cracking:

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Just a few observations…

In Capitalist, Personal on 6 October, 2008 at 9:11 pm

A dead white woman comes into the picture….again…

I had this really long conversation with a friend of mine, we’ll call her the Attractive Afghani. This friend of mine has a connection with Afghanistan, as in a personal one. So anyway, due to her prior life e.t.c., she’s about as poles apart from me as can be, and yet we’re still extremely good friends. (Yea yea, opposites attract, and all that).

Anyway, what surprised me, is the extent to which the stuff Ayn Rand predicted about certain people’s behaviour is so true.

My friend, I love her to death regardless, leans towards the left..well she doesn’t lean so much as do a high-speed shuffle. Lean implies a pivot in the centre. There’s no center here…. I mean this woman is a pure communist in every sense of the word. It came as a shock to her that I don’t ‘believe’ that “Supply & Demand” is totally controlled by the government everywhere.

Now this wouldn’t matter so much, but the thing is, my friend works for the Red Cross, or used to work for them.  Now Ayn Rand predicted that people who do Social Work, usually end up with a low opinion of humanity and end up with a huge chasm of guilt within them. And surprisingly enough, this is what came out of the long tiring debate that I had with my friend. A belief that human beings are just lowly, greedy petty parasites out to feed off each other and the Earth. I tried to explain that those definitions should be reserved only for communists, KEkta Kapoor and Bollywood music producers, but she remained unconvinced. I argued long and hard with her, but to no avail. Example: I am a greedy exploiting pig because I want to buy a Merc, not a Maruti. Why can’t I just be happy with a Maruti, she asked me. She asked why can’t we just be produce enough to meet our basic needs and be happy.

So I asked her, as I have asked lots of people before  – please enumerate the basic needs:

Is a car with power windows extravagant? Air bags? What is enough? She answered it should get you from point A to point B. In that case, most cars are luxuries…

Someone said something about being able to provide basic healthcare for all at some point in my debates. What…is basic healthcare? Immunisation of which diseases? Is the ability to get an aspirin, but not a blood sugar check basic? Or below basic? How does one decide these things? There is this idea that everyone is entitled to a basic level of services, but my question is – who decides what those basic levels should be? There are two choices – either you have a government rich enough to meet all of your medical needs – in which every medical need is basic. This is the ideal solution, and one which every country should work towards. Healthcare (and Education) do need involvement from the government. They should not be left ENTIRELY to the Invisible Hand. BUT NEITHER SHOULD THEY BE ENTIRELY STATE-CONTROLLED. So if you don’t have the money to provide that kind of healthcare, STFU, and let the market help provide what it can, at the prices that it can.

This was just one of many topics. I asked my friend, time and time again, to elaborate, in simple steps, how my purchasing a Mercedes Benz exploits people. She wouldn’t do it. I told her I could explain, in very simple steps how my purchasing a Mercedes Benz employs people, and puts some money in their pockets. But that debate went nowhere. Sigh.

On Traditionalists

In Rant on 6 October, 2008 at 9:08 pm

My turn to weigh in on the IPL and Cheerleaders

So much noise has been made on both these fronts. IPL, Twenty20 Cricket & Cheerleaders are now considered the new imperialist forces corrupting our innocent youth and degrading our ancient civilisation and culture. Which, while disappointing, is hardly unsurprising as the stock reaction.

This voice, of course, welcomes these new ‘imperialist-capitalist’ forces, because this voice usually welcomes Change. And, in that vein, this voice decides to take apart the whiners and apologists who are railing against these new changes.

Judging by the reporting in most sections of the Media, it is pretty obvious that all of these commentators are sniffing. Every report on Twenty20 is sniffy and snarky. ‘Slam-bang’, ‘Slap-Dash’, ‘Very entertaining’ blah blah blah. This is amusing, to say the least, because most of the press that is reporting probably grew up in the One-Day cricket Era.

If one had access to archives of newpapers and other media, I am pretty sure you would find that the folks reporting on Kerry Packer’s World Series Cricket in the 1970s probably reported in the same sniffy vein. ‘Oh what is going to be the future of cricket?’, they said, wringing wrung hands. Doomsayers were forecasting the end of Test cricket. They probably said this One-day game is just pure entertainment and a ‘dumbing-down’ of the game. Surprise surprise, neither game affected the other, and both continue in their respective forms.

But you see, times change. Just because the original game is 5 days long, doesn’t mean it always has to be that way. Every sport must endure some innovation. Is there some reason that Cricket has to be played the way it was played a 100 years ago?

Answers

In Rant on 5 October, 2008 at 12:07 am

The questions are here

So here are the answers:

Can a country survive indefinitely on enormous levels of debt? 

We’re finding out the answer to that one. Depends what kind of debt, but mostly, no.

 

Are we therefore now watching the decline and fall of a great empire, as Paul Kennedy predictednearly 20 years ago? 

No

 

As ever-more Indians move to living in debt, should we be worried?

No. (One wonders, however, what ‘living in debt’ means)

 

What is the meaning of a massive government “bailout” to rescue the financial system, to rescue financial institutions — even if it has been rejected by lawmakers? Is this not a fundamentally socialist measure? 

A ‘bailout’ in this case, is a large chunk of money, taken from taxpayers. Yes, this is a fundamentally socialist measure.

 

In essence therefore, how does this differ from India’s now-reviled move to nationalize banks in the ’60s? 

This questions reveals 1 of 2 things – you are clueless, or you intentionally draw this comparison to provoke – and most intelligent people ignore your question. But I guess I’m not intelligent. 

The 1960s nationalisation of Indian banks was to establish GOVERNMENT control over the economy wholly and completely, with no more say from private banks. The nationalised banks were never going to be sold back to private individuals or anything else. 

The nationalisation of the 1-2 banks in America, today in this case is an extremely temporary measure, and these banks’ assets will either be sold to other private banks, or these banks will be ‘privatised’ again shortly. Yes, nationalisation is what this, and no, ‘IN ESSENCE’ this has nothing to do with the 1960s bank nationalisation.

If you cannot, ‘IN ESSENCE’, see any difference between what a nationalised bank branch in India looks like today, versus what the nationalised INSURANCE company AIG’s branch looks like today, please get your reading and comprension skills checked out by a licensed professional. 

 

If certain individuals and institutions choose to take risks and get into trouble, even massive trouble, why shouldn’t they sink? After all, isn’t risk and its consequences — possibly great rewards, but just as possibly great disaster — fundamental to capitalism and free markets?

This is correct. They should be allowed to sink. And they have. Lehman Brothers no longer exists. Neither does Merrill Lynch (not as it used to, at any rate). In fact, it is a fundamentally socialist measure to prop up the companies. This was done because a) it is an election year, b) because rich businessmen and politicians are close cronies. It was done to prevent massive job losses and the recession depression which is going to follow. But of course, the part you leave out is that the government acted only when things got extremely out of hand and otherwise leaves the economy well alone to run as it was.

 

Is greed an Achilles heel of capitalism, just as the absence of individual incentive was an Achilles heel of communism?

No.

 

Is this therefore the fall from grace of capitalism, just as the late 1980s were the downfall of communism? 

No, because Capitalism doesn’t supress freedom of speech, doesn’t jail people in Gulags, and doesn’t give birth to people like you. I sometimes wonder if you even know what Capitalism means? Try this out for a definition:

Capitalism is the economic system in which the means of production are owned by private persons, and operated for profit[1] and where investmentsdistributionincomeproduction and pricing of goods andservices are predominantly determined through the operation of a free market[2], rather than by central economic planning. – Wikipedia

So this statement still holds true. 

 

Finally, it seems to me that so much depends on human psychology, even individual psyches. I mean, I know that as markets plunge, my own savings are vanishing into the ether. My instinct is to cut my losses and cash in those savings. Yet I know that if I follow that instinct, I simply accelerate the slide. Now maybe I can afford to resist that instinct, at least for a while. But how many others can resist? 

Capitalism/Free Market Economics/Whatever does not make any value judgements. It simply tells you what will happen. Rational human beings would worry about their savings and withdraw – nobody is asking you to resist the urge. And this MIGHT accelerate the slide, if everyone was as dumb as you. I’m not. My money is still in the bank. And it hasn’t disappeared from there yet, nor will it. 

 

What happens to the man looking forward to retirement next year, watching his retirement account melt away? What’s he going to do with his instinct? Multiply that by millions of people. Mix in the likelihood that eventually Americans will realize they cannot pay back the vast amounts they owe. Sprinkle on top the anxiety of investors in the American economy, pushing them to look at investing in, let’s say, Europe and its euros. What do you have now? Among other things, you have a manic Monday, when the Dow sank 777 points.

 

Yes, very good Sherlock. And therefore….what? The bit about somebody watching their retirement account melting away – that’s just plain platitude/bromide/cliche. You really don’t know where people have kept their money for retirement, have you? 

 

Note: These questions were answered with the same level of naivete and (lack-of) depth of the questions. Enjoy.