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Identity Crisis

In Recovered Post on 24 June, 2005 at 4:05 pm

Bulla Ki Jana – Rabbi Shergill (pronounced Rub-bee for all you non-Punjabis. He has nothing to do with Jews!
Song basically sums up how I’m feeling these days. Have been shunted into my old non-travelling department of my company – MY CHEESE HAS BEEN MOVED! -( Must…break….out… in the meantime, a dude from Delhi releases a song in Pure Punjabi where he wrestles with the arguments of a long-gone dude called Bulle Shah

Bulla ki jaana main kaun x4
Bulla I know not who I am!

Na main moman vich maseetan
Na main vich kufar dian reetan
Na main pakan vich paleetan
Neither am I believer in a Mosque
Nor a pagan practising false rites
Nor am I the Pure amongst impure

Na main andar bed kitaban
Na main rehnda phaang sharaban
Na main rehnda mast kharaban
Neither am I in any Holy Books (Vedas)
Nor high on any drugs or alochol
Nor am I an idle delinquent

Na main shadi na ghamnaki
Na main vich paleetan pakeen
Na main aaabi na main khaki
Na main aatish na main paun
I am neither happy union nor lonely misery
Nor am I pure or impure
Nor am I water or earth
Nor am I fire or air

Bulla ki jana main kaun x4
Bulla! I know not who I am!

Na main arabi na lahori
Na main hindi shehar Nagauri
Na hindu na turk pashauri
I am neither an Arab or a Lahori (Pakistani)
Nor am I from the (Indian) town of Nagaur
Nor am I a Hindu or a Peshawari Turk

Na main bhet mazhab de paya
Na main aadam hawwa jaya
Na koi apna naam dharaya
I did not create any differences in faiths
Nor do I know of any Adam or Eve
I did not name myself

Avval aakhar aap nu jana
Na koi dooja hor pacchana
Mai ton na koi hor syana
I know only of the Self
and recognise no Other
There is nobody wiser than I

Bulla ki jaana main kaun x4
Bulla! I know not who I am!

Na main moosa na pharoah
Na main jagan na vich saun
Na main aatish na main paun
Na main rahnda vich Nadaun
Na main baitthan na vich bhaun
Neither am I Moses nor the Pharoah
Neither am I awake nor asleep
Neither am I am fire nor wind
Nor do I live in Nadaun
Neither am I at rest nor in a storm

Bulle shah kharha hai kaun?
Who is this Bulle Shah anyway?

Bulla ki jaana main kaun -4
oooooo…
Bulla ki jaana main kaun -4

BTW – I may be wrong about the order of the original Punjabi lyrics – the translations are accuarte.

MBA Essays (Sigh)

In Rant, Recovered Post on 23 June, 2005 at 3:54 pm

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Please give a detailed description of your job, including nature of work and responsiblities, where relevant, employees under you, size of budget, results achieved
Umm, I sit at my desk, browse the web, and cut and paste a few lines of code here and there. There are 700 employees under me, as I am on the 5th floor. Size of budget – what budget? results achieved – still getting a paycheck at the end of month, without having to work too hard for it.

Give a candid description of yourself, stressing the personal characteristics you feel to be your strengths and weaknesses and the main factors that have influenced your personal development, giving examples where necessary
I’m a lazy bastard, that wants to be paid to do nothing, with a really immature sense of humour.
Strengths: Can consume large slices of pizza in a single bite. Can find the choicest porn sites with only simplest flick of the wrist. Can rant and rave about everything and anything under the sun until my face turns blue and I have to hospitalized for electrolyte imbalances (and mental imbalances?). Can drive on the streets of Delhi.
Weaknesses: Too many to name here – but I can assure you that kryptonite is not one of them.
Factors influencing my personal development: Oh oh. Well let’s see, grew up in house with an over-protective punjabi grandma that was really happy to get a grandson instead of another grand daughter – so I didn’t learn to dress myself until the age of about 7/8. Have a mom who is a little weak-willed, but also proceeded to spoil me as much as my grandma, and an elder sister who spoiled me too. So basically I’m an effeminate mama’s boy – but not effeminate enough to be gay – meaning I’m heterosexual but am too gay to get women attracted to me, and too straight to get men attracted to me – now attempting to date eunuchs…. Oh and I think Star Wars influenced/impaired my personal development as well…
Examples: Umm, hello? Didn’t I just say I was a lazy bastard. Examples are for LOSERS!

Describe your two most substantial accomplishments to date, explaining why you view them as such
Accomplishment #1 – I got laid once, without having to pay for it
Accomplishment #2 – I’m still alive?

Describe a situation taken from school, business, civil or military life, where you did not meet your personal objectives, and discuss briefly the effect
Umm, I haven’t met any of my objectives in life….the effect is to make me a negative, cyncial old goat, who gets on the nerves of all my friends, who HAVE managed to meet many of their objectives in life….

Discuss your career goals. What skills do you expect to gain at Very-High-Ranked-Business-School and how will they contribute to your career?
Ok I have no goals, except making lots of money. Well, I would like to own an airplane, and getting laid again would be nice too. Very-High-Ranked-Business-School can help with these in the following way: 1) I may meet a nice single woman in Very-High-Ranked-Business-School who takes pity on me, so she sleeps with me – hopefully, she’ll give an airplane for free too. If not, I can at least graduate, and then hopefully start making more money.

What matters to you most, and why?
Sex. No explanations necessary.

Update to Liberalisation – A True Story

In Capitalist, Rant, Recovered Post on 19 June, 2005 at 4:04 pm

Shouting down a well….

Every artist is a cannibal
Every poet is a thief
All kill their inspiration
And sing about the grief

The Fly – U2

I dunno if anybody reads my rants or cares, and since I have not been blessed with a response from Amit of India Uncut (see last post), I can only assume that my write-up prompted him to update – and justify himself – this is when you know you’ve made an impact – when somebody actually feels obliged to defend themselves *pats self on back, for the millionth time*

Some people will no doubt consider such articles to be “unpatriotic”. Some of the responses I got to my AWSJ oped � just a small minority, thankfully � berated me for showing just the dark side of India’s liberalisation.

Ok first – complete inaccuracy. What Amit mentions in his blog is NOT The Dark Side of India’s Liberalisation. It’s the regular everyday side of India that’s existed since independence.

Second, at least now he admits that the liberalisation is not a myth. :-p

Third. It is not for me to judge whether anybody is ‘unpatriotic’ or not. Patriotism these days is almost like a swear word. Bush, and his ilk are ‘Patriotic’. Hitler loved his country. I’m sure Saddam loved his country too, and I’m sure Musharraf considers himself a true patriot.

….This gives globalisation and free markets a bad name, and it was important to point out that the reason for India’s inequalities is not the process that began in 1991, but the fact that it was wasn’t widespread enough, that it touched just a fraction of the people, and crucially, that it was the state, and the vast bureaucratic apparatus set up by Jawaharlal Nehru and Indira Gandhi, that were coming in the way of progress….

So then… again… Liberalisation is not a myth… it’s just not complete (or as Liberal as MANY of us would like it to be). Big. Big. Difference. When you go spouting off to the Asian Wall Street Journal, please try to be a bit more accurate. Second has anybody else noticed his contradiction? Near the top, you say the Dark Side of India’s Liberalisation. Down below, you try to clarify that it is NOT the post 1991-process that’s holding things back.
I don’t think I’m nit-picking. If you write for the Asian Wall Street Journal, you should have an idea of what you’re writing, and what you’re trying to say…

But too many of us get too caught up in ourselves and don’t notice that most of India is still on the outside looking in.

Nope. 99% of us – us being Indians in India, and the rest of the world, are too busy worrying about the Large part of India on the outside looking in. This is called Socialism. And it is ingrained in us, as you show below.

Yes, our prosperity will touch them in small ways, but televisions in slums don’t count for progress if the owner of that television does not have legal entitlement to that land and a system that enables him to get ahead instead of pulling him down repeatedly.

Hmmmm….
1991. Slum-dweller with no legal entitlement to land tries to fight off starvation
2001. Slum-dweller with no legal entitlement to land manages to earn enough money to buy a TV
2011. …ummm can somebody see a pattern, or is just my naivete, stupidity, and optimism getting in the way. Could the entry here be… Slum-dweller makes enough money to either move out of slum, or get legal entitlement to his land? I think this is called progress…..

It is for him, and the millions like him, that it is important to point out what still needs to be done, and to not rest on whatever laurels we’ve earned.

1) Will all those Indians resting on our current laurels and who say that India has achieved all she has to achieve please stand up. All of those who are complacent, again please stand up. I don’t see anybody standing up.

2)I can hear my communism detectors going off – or I guess just left-wing detectors going off, because Amit claims to be all for free markets and stuff. “It is for him…” once upon a time, I wrote a post called The Common Man Myth. It is what every India denouncer uses to get his/her point across. It’s for that poor little common man. Forget the common women, and the other uncommoners. Note Amit says “It’s for him”, not it’s for them, or her. Sure it’s common for all of us to use hims or hers whenever we feel like. But can anybody see the picture that Amit has just formed for himself. It conforms to that same old stereotype used by the politicians down the ages. All of us want our country to be a better place. But I don’t want it to better for the slum-dweller of dharavi. I want it to be better for me. I want it to be better so that I don’t have to walk down a street covered in Cow Shit. So that I can contemplate the meaning of life in an air-conditioned room without having to suffer through a power cut. Slum-dwellers in Dharavi be damned. The Road to Hell, and a place called Pre-1991 India is paved with Good Intentions. Socialism is all about Good Intentions. You want to eliminate those slum-dwellers? Well then stop denouncing your country and scaring foreign investors away. Stop scaring the Indian Diaspora away. Try showing them that good things can happen in your country. Bring them back (along with their nice fat wallets). And eventually, the change will come. It has already begun.

What needs to be done is obvious. But it is difficult. It is obviously easier to progress to the level where the slum-dweller can afford a TV, than to drag HIM (or her :-p) out of that slum. Duh. But that is what comes next. Or were we all hoping to wake up one day and magically find our country transformed, with butterflies flying by while the rainbow’s on the horizon…..?

Liberalisation – A True Story

In Capitalist, Rant, Recovered Post on 19 June, 2005 at 4:02 pm

uicy stuff to argue about….
Everywhere you look in life, you can see patterns. Here’s a familiar one:
“Hey Guess What. I heard that there’s <Insert Positive Development> in India”
“Oh yes, but so what. <Insert standard Real India is poor, everybody is dying caste-system yada yada yada yada>”Now This Voice is the top voice. Deeshaa.org, Indian Writing, Arundhati Roy, The Communist Parties of India, Rohinton Mistry, and others belong in the second camp – latest addition is Amit of India Uncut. He writes about The Myth of Indian Liberalisation – Note this has also been published in the Asian Wall Street Journal.

Wha? Myth? Are you trying to tell me my paycheck from the software company I’m working for is fake?

While part of India has benefited from being opened up to foreign products and influences, most of the country is still denied access to free markets and all the advantages they bring.

Ok all those living under the illusion that India has done all the “developing” it needs to – put their hands up please….. nobody? Ummm duh – I think we all know that India has a long way to go in terms of getting better – who is Amit addressing when he states the above obvious-ism?

India opened its markets in 1991 not because there was a political will to open the economy, but because of a balance-of-payments crisis that left it with few options. The liberalization was half-hearted and limited to a few sectors, and nowhere near as broad as it needed to be.

Another obvious-ism. I have never heard any Indian claim that it was through the sheer brilliance and intelligence of the People of India that we started economic reforms. It was the simple fact that Socialism finally came crashing down and left India with little choice. Yes – it was sort of an “accident” – but one that was going to happen sooner or later. You cannot chain 1 billion people, either economically, or politically. Some way, somewhere, the dam will burst. Further, the part about liberalization being half-hearted – another obvious-ism. Isn’t this just more common knowledge?

Next para goes on about the bribes people have to give to set up shop. Again, more common knowledge – but why doesn’t he mention the things you no longer have to pay bribes for. A telephone line – important for economic growth, last time I checked. Bringing many goods into India (I’m talking personal items here, not commercial shipping – which is yet-to-beliberalized).

The vast shantytowns of Bombay–one of them, Dharavi, is the biggest slum in Asia–hold, by some estimates, more than $2 billion of dead capital. For most of the migrants who live in these slums, India hasn�t changed since 1991. As that phrase from India�s pop culture goes, �same difference.�

Proof – I want proof that these people see no change between now and 1991 – it is YOU who see no change. You saw slum in 91, you see slum today. In 1991, maybe these people thought about where they would get their next morsel of food. Today, it might be where they can find a better place to live. That’s a change. For the better. But yes, these people are not out of the woods yet – but they’re getting there.

The socialist left, a natural proponent of such views, believes that free markets are the problem and not the solution. India�s communist parties have blocked labor reform, opposed foreign investment and prevented privatization of public-sector units. They naturally have a vested interest in the �license-permit-quota raj,� as the web of statist controls is called. On all these issues they are supported, surprise surprise, by the religious right.

The Hindu right wing, led by the Bharatiya Janata Party and collectively known as the Sangh Parivar, also fears globalization.

This is incorrect. It is is the extremists – the RSS and VHP which fear globalization (and all things rational and sane, much like the Republican right-wing in USA) – BUT the BJP is all for free-markets and the like – being right-wing means being all for less government. The BJP wanted to privatise, and there was more privatisation under the BJP and MORE economic reform too, than by any of the previous governments post-1991. Note to all – the only ideology of the BJP that I support is their economic one. As a sort of agnostic Arya-Samaji-Punjabi, I don’t subscribe to their views of Hindutva. At all. Yech.

You can read the rest of his article on his blog. I’m unclear as to what the Creative Commons licensing rights are for reprinting his article, so I’ll stop here. But the point is this. I have yet to come across an article written in the any section of the Media which says that India’s liberalisation is whole-hearted, and very complete, and has benefited everybody. So I’m trying to figure out two things:

1) Who is Amit speaking to and
2) How does this make liberalisation a myth?

What one could say is that liberalisation has benefited the Rich, Upper-Middle- and Middle-Class. And saying so doesn’t make it a myth. The Rich and the upper-middle-class will obviously be the first to benefit from a small unshackling of rules. Obviously, they will be the first ones to go out and buy cellphones and snazzy cars. But is that not an improvement? When previously, the elite section of the country was running away to America, and smuggling “Imported” things into the country, it’s now deciding to stay behind and open another bar or restaurant or multiplex, or mall – is that not an improvement? Who pays the taxes in India? The slum dwellers of Dharavi? Apart of from bribes, where else does India pick up its finances from? It is the Middle Class – these are the salaried people of India, the ones who don’t get to hide their money from the Tax-collector, because it’s deducted at source. You have to push the Middle-Class foward FIRST, before tackling the poor. And these people are benefitting. They can afford cars and houses due to the lower interest rates. They can start travelling across country due to the new bunch of low-cost airlines that have sprung up. Telecom is an issue covered a gazillion times already, so I don’t think I need to mention how easy it is to get in touch. Their lives are no longer restricted to Doctor/Engineer/IAS. There are new ways to make money (legally), that did not exist before. In the TV industry, the airline industry, the BPO industry, the Software industry, the Telecom Industry and I’m sure there are others. This IS liberalisation. This IS economic reform. I’m sorry that 800 million out of those 1 billion aren’t dancing on the streets and riding around in their Suzuki Swifts, but they will get there (well most of them), just not as fast as you would like.

This does not make India’s liberalisation a myth. It just makes it slower-than-China.
Sort of. I think Amit’s intent is to say – “can we cut down on the hype and come back down to reality? We have a long way to go”. And I say NO. Let’s NOT cut down on the hype. For once in a very f-ing long time, there are some genuinely positive things to say about India. Yes people are being murdered for their caste in villages, but at the same time, they’re rubbing shoulders and eating in the same canteen in software companies. There was caste discrimination 10,20,30,40,100 years ago too. But there were no software companies (or malls, or cellphones, or TV channels, or radio stations, or low-cost airlines, or New Delhi Metros, or Mumbai-Pune expressways). That’s a change. For the better. These small changes should be treasured – AND TRUMPETED. Very soon, India’s demographic pattern is going to shift towards youth – I think it already has. There will be more people in the 18-24 year old bracket than in any other. If this is going to be the dominant group in the country – how should you inspire them? By telling them their country is hell? They’re going to need role models. Who should their role models be? People telling them that nothing is ever going to change? Or people acknowledging that some stuff has changed for the better, now go out there and finish the job. That would require the role models – and the youth to be less cynical – this hard to do, because I think Cynicism is now ingrained in India’s genes (and jeans?).But some of us are trying….

Oh, and I have one bit of proof that Liberalisation is not a myth.
I want the next person who reads this article to go and download the latest version of Adobe Reader (version 7.0).
Start it up, click on “Help”.
Then click on “About Adobe Reader 7.0″.
When the splash screen comes up, click on credits.
Now sit back, and count the names which look Indian to you. Most of those names belong to people who work in NOIDA, UP, India. Hell, Siddharth Jain used to work in my team before he joined Adobe!
Now answer this question honestly – would this have been possible before the Mythical Liberalisation?

I’m It!

In Uncategorized on 17 June, 2005 at 4:00 pm

I have been book-tagged! (by RTD2 – see “Curbside Prophet” on the SideBar)

Last Book I Bought:Guns, Germs & Steel by Jared Diamond. A very interesting take on why the World is the way it is today (in terms of why is Africa poor and America Rich?). Really interesting stuff, but some of it is a little heavy

Last Book I Read: well re-read actually – The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand. I’ve always loved the way this story is written (but it should not be read when you’re a confused adolescent – I think it had a negative impact on me then…) But I still love it. The characters are so well drawn, and there is some truth to the stuff this woman preaches

Books Currently Reading:Well none as of now… but if you’d ask me this question on July 16th, I’d have an answer for you…

Total Number of Books Owned:I think somewhere between 100 and 200. Never done an inventory. But it’s been one of my dreams to have my own little library – not too big – a bookshelf will do, which houses nice new editions of books (covered in nice plastic or something) I must own (and maybe the full set of Asterix and Tintin Comics too).

Books That Meant A Lot To Me:
Well this is a difficult one, and I know that this part will have to be continuously updated as time progresses, but here goes (in no particular order):

Lord of The Rings – for showing me it’s possible to write good Fantasy
Dune – For also showing me it’s possible to write crazy science fiction
Shogun – 16th Century Japan which blows your mind away
Fountainhead – see above
Something Fresh – one of my favourite P.G. Wodehouse novels
Harry Potter, The Prisoner of Azkaban – still my favourite novel of the series
Midnight’s Children – Good summing up of India from 1940-something to 1980.
A Fine Balance – well I hate this book, and I hate the author for writing it, but it’s well written, and it’s so well written in fact that it pissed me off enough to get me write a Blog called Voice From a 2.5-World Country, whose main aim has always been to dispute the conventional nonsense about India .
The Alchemist – Just love it. Need to re-read it to get back in touch with that side in all of us.

There are many more books which mean a lot to me. Will update this as and when required…

Oh now the er… tagging part…most of the bloggers I know have already been tagged, so consider is a global-tagging. If you read this blog, then consider yourself tagged! And leave a small comment (if you wish) to let me know you’ve been tagged.

Further From The Womb, Closer to Death…

In Birthday Post, Recovered Post on 8 June, 2005 at 3:57 pm

This voice just turned 26…
Happy Birthday to Me.

I was about to write that “I feel old. Very OLD.”…but it’s been done before

And as I go thru the list of things I haven’t done, in that post, I realize that a year’s passed me by, and I’m still where I was last year! (though yes, I’ve been to New York and been rejected by ISB in the middle of all that…)
So instead of reproducing the whole list, I ask you to just re-read that post -)

Anyway, that’s all I wanted to say for now, I leave you with a quote from an Economist article which sums up Indian Summer:

AS INDIA heats up like a pressure-cooker waiting for the monsoon to release its valve, even the well-off notice the country’s dire electricity shortage. Too often the soothing rattle-and-purr of their air-conditioners fades into sweaty silence…..